Zeggy Genfic
From: Ollce (Purple Planet)
Age: 16 (At Start)
Height: 5'7"
Student: Special case
Likes: Ass, butts, posteriors, booty, human men, eggs and punching things.
Dislikes: Centipedes, A.I.'s, and responsibility (for just about anything especially shit he breaks)
- Has the eyesight of a bat and ears to fit
- Officially (unofficially) the most annoying student to teachers everywhere. (decided by the few teachers that hate him)

Alkaline Barters
From: Nashville, Tennessee, USA, Earth
Age: 16 (At Start)
Height: 5'10"
Student: Firearms
Likes: Food, fairs, fair foods, guns, competition, the amazing vastness of the universe and space travel.
Dislikes: Spiders, rude people, wasted food, bullies and waking up early (sleeps like a rock)
- May or may not have ears, possibly eaten by the organism that is his hair.
- Once swallowed a frog and later regurgitated it on the kitchen floor, still alive.

Joseph Angelo
From: Unspecified city, Aerth
Age: 15
Height: 5'1"
Student: Medical
Likes: Solitude, his (tiny) wings, floating, sweets or otherwise plain foods.
Dislikes: Rocket shoes (because he likes his baby wings), loud noises and his entire home planet.
-Has teeny tiny baby wings (like a teeny tiny baby)
-He likes to ride his flycicle, he likes to ride his flyke.

Toggenburg "Toggy" VanMcApline the II
From: Planet Nubia
Age: 15 1/2
Height: 5'4"
Student: Navigation
Likes: High places, vast nature, DIAMONDS, maps, Joe, markers, the endless canvas of walls and desks and most of all, giant lizards.
Dislikes: Shoes, broken limbs, quiet places and how the lunchroom never has their favorite, giant lizards.
- Has one hell of a set of lungs.
- Like really, this kid is loud.

Dennis Floyd Dennis
From: Seattle, Washington, USA, Earth.
Age: 28
Height: 6'5"
Teacher: Interplanetary languages, Long range weaponry
Likes: Salt
Dislikes: People
-Not-so-secret Federation agent.
-Tall, attractive asshole that likes words but doesn't talk a lot.

From: ???
Age: ???
Height: ???
Connected to some kind of group that's looking for Alkaline...?
Likes: ???
Dislikes: ???
-Seems to have some kind of psychic ability...
-Doesn't seem very friendly, or very happy.

From: ???
Age: ???
Height: ???
The unstable leader of a "religious group" looking for Alkaline.
Likes: ???
Dislikes: ???
-Upset easily.
-Has prophetic dreams.

Dude DeLuca
From: Palermo, Sicily, Italy, Earth
Age: 32
Height: 6'5"
Teacher: History
Likes: History, facts, his job, exotic women and his best friend, Vava.
Dislikes: Misinformation, assumptions, Dennis because he's intimidating
- Records himself cooking when drunk
- Went to Space School as a student

Timothy Vavara
From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Earth
Age: 31
Height: 6'0"
Teacher: P.E., Health (also a coach for several sports)
Likes: Being active, Competition, shades, Maleena and his best friend, Dude.
Dislikes: His brothers, Dennis because he's a jerk, being called Timothy.
-The youngest of four brothers (that he can't stand)
-Went to Space School as a student

Maleena Selpour
From: Ohio, USA, Earth
Age: 30
Height: 5'8"
Teacher: Sex Education, Swimming/aquatic survival
Likes: Water, PARTIES, when she doesn't have to cook, when she gets to eat things she doesn't have to cook, being queen, hot dudes and exotic wang.
Dislikes: Close minded people, dry weather
- Knows she looks really hot in a swimsuit
- Once ate all of the fish out of a fish tank

Omnivera Sardinara
From: Amphinur
Age: 16
Height: 5'9"
Student: Close Quarters and Under Water Combat.
Likes: Kung Fu movies, hitting things and people, swimming, looking amazing, and being praised.
Dislikes: Her time being wasted, people who can't take a punch or two or three, people going easy on her in sparring practice.
- Prom Queen of the Universe
- Is a test tube baby mix between Amphinuroid and Human and easily the best of both worlds.

Terrago Granum
From: Marmaron
Age: 16
Height: 6'0"
Student: General study (is the daughter of the Dean)
Likes: Rock puns, and smaller living creatures. Especially ones with good energy or vigor.
Dislikes: Important dinners with her father's acquaintances, and oddly enough, pop rocks.
- Has been best friends with Toggy since they were kids.
- Frequently sits horrendously still, only to jump scare others.

Twikic "Twanny" Krata
From: Kagras, Gunavita
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Student: Academic/Leadership
Likes: Responsibility, organization, Zeggy (for some reason) and sweet, sweet virtual pop stars.
Dislikes: Free time, because he never knows what to do with it.
- Student body president
- Instead of influencing Zeggy to be better, Zeggy just made him worse.